work it move that bitch crazy
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
*whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner
1000 foot tall walls. yeeeeeeeeeah, sounds like every dystopian story ever.
And it’s happening in the heart of America
no, they’re saying it might work. as far as i know, no one is building 1000 ft walls.
I’m moving inside those walls and joining the garrison
Yo fuck your garrison, I wanna be in the scouting legion
braving an adventure outside the walls, into the tornado’s wrath, just to find a way to end the reign of the tornado. many will die, but their deaths will pave the way to a new world, a tornado-free world where nobody needs to live behind walls.
Everyone’s talking about Attack on Titan, and I’m just over here thinking this sounds like one of APH America’s solutions.
It was either this or superhero global man.
"Hey, dudes, while don’t we just build a fUCKING 1000 FOOT TALL WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF ME SHUT UP ENGLAND IT’LL TOTALLY WORK"